genre: action, comedy, adventure
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Anaconda (2025) is the reimaging nobody asked for. But it's here and looks promising. Until you watch it. You would think that with actors like Jack Black and Paul Rudd, you couldn't go wrong. Apparently, you can!
I really liked the idea, and it seemed like it was going to be super funny. But then, when watching, I was waiting and waiting. Until that one joke that was dominantly featured in the trailer. One of the few scenes that made us laugh. I think I could have lived with the poor comedy had the film actually offered truly exciting scenes. One could argue that two scenes towards the end did that. Only those scenes are very short; they are too far in for you to care.
I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I was so down that I almost wanted to give up on movie night. But I am glad I didn't. Because Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) was the real surprise.
genre: slasher, thriller, horror
To be honest. I wasn't expecting much from this film. The fact that this didn't get released during Christmas is puzzling to me. But OK. Better late than never, I say.
While at times you can tell that this film was a low-budget affair, they very wisely decided to spend the money on things that mattered. There is one scene where you can see a splatter effect getting pasted. It was so bad that it was funny. One could say that it's sloppy. For me, it added to the charm. Another great thing was the romance angle. Yes, this might not be your typical romance. But if you think about it, considering the events, Billy Chapman (Rohan Campbell) and Pamela (played by Ruby Modine, daughter of Matthew Modine) are made for each other.
The acting is decent, and while this story is different from the original, this part certainly doesn't disappoint when it comes to the murders. If I am not mistaken, the highest body count in the franchise. No, I am not that blood thirsty. Billy has a code. Like Dexter. He only kills bad people. And to be fair to him, they are truly bad. Like evil. Come on, weren't we always rooting for him to go ballistic?
Overall, Silent Night, Deadly Night saved my sanity. It's a must-watch for sure!























